Important things everybody needs to know.
NEWS:::
~~Ida is God
~~I'm going to throw you
~~Have have you ever met a vegitarian?
~~Noelle is cute (but that's OLD news)
~~Erin got new sneakers yesterday. They were on sale. They were a hot buy!
~~I need boo(t/b)s, but I can't find any that are under $100 yet!!!
~~Where there is no shouting, there is no true knowledge.
~~Jake needs new shorts
~~On the shores of lake Erie, beware of 70-year-old male streakers.
~~Fogging up the windows of your car = suspician.
~~If you annoy me, I am going to rip off your testicals, and slash your tires.
~~My chocolate is still in my tampon boxes.
~~The opposite of quite is Bridget.
~~Ida is still God.
~~Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
~~Ministrone soup does not make good boob enhancers.
~~Kaila has the best kick-ass toaster ever!!
~~My cat is better than you and your cat put together multiplied by a lot.
~~Yo-Yo Ma is amazingly brilliant.
~~"We can have fun by being fresh."
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dragon_secrets) wrote,
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